Description:
Look... it is NO SECRET that some of you cannot stop thinking about or talking about me to try to elevate themselves without having to put the actual work in.
I can help!
Your self-serving bullshit posts (around false narratives that people have seen a million times now) are not effective. Everyone knows the shit didn't go down that way and I can prove it.. so, let me help you gather some legitimate evidence. Hire me!
For a fee, you can DM me and I will respond with whatever stupid shit you like. Then you don't have to spend hours modifying, chopping, rearranging, and editing this shit. Let me do the work. For a fee of course.
Details:
Introducing: The All-New "Damning Evidence™ Starter Pack"
Tired of running out of material to slander me with? Exhausted from inventing and regurgitating falsehoods that just don’t stick? Worry no more! With the Damning Evidence™ Starter Pack, I personally provide you with everything you think you need to try and defame me.
Inside you’ll find:
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π 100% Fabricated Files – Because let’s face it, that’s what you were going to use anyway.
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π΅οΈ Selective Screenshot Sampler – Cut, crop, and twist to your heart’s delight!
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π’ Rumor Amplifier – Now with twice the baseless speculation.
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π A Lifetime Supply of Out-of-Context Quotes – Why bother with facts when half-truths taste better?
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental (and honestly impossible). Actual damaging evidence not included because—spoiler alert—it doesn’t exist.
So go ahead—arm yourself with the nothingness you cling to. With Damning Evidence™, you’ll finally have the same lies you’ve been using all along… just with prettier packaging.
